October Favourites

So I decided to do something new and let you in on a secret I'm a makeup/beauty lover, (if you couldn't tell by my Zoella post) so here we go

Makeup and skincare...

Too Faced Better than Sex Mascara

Okay so I loooove this mascara, I did as soon as I put it on. It was like BOOM instant eyelashes. I have funny little blonde eyelashes that are the bane of my existence (my brother however has long dark lashes. Where's the justice in the world?? ) But I really noticed a difference with this mascara and very little clumping and also and very little application for a big result. My only criticism is that at the end of a school day there might be faint black marks, and be warned DO NOT rub your eyes at end of the day... if you do serious panda eyes.

Also if you want to buy this product at Mecca they're selling out fast and not restocking till after Christmas (don't ask me why) so hurry! 

Clinique Liquid Facial Soap (Extra Mild)

I started using this facial soap because half my face was getting really dry skin and it was getting really bad so I went to the Clinique counter at Myers and the most lovely lady talked to me about my awful skin and set me up with their three step system. Now I had tried this before and I will talk about that below, and it's wasn't great because I had been matched wrong. But this new stuff was great really gentle and didn't react with my super sensitive skin. It really helped with my dry skin also didn't cause my oily areas to get too oily.

I've been really loving this foundation, I love that you can build it up and it can last the whole day. I really love the coverage, but you need a blusher and a bronzer as it can take all the colour out of your face, so make sure you have those before you purchase. I find that this blends really easily and the clay based formula controls oil. I really love the dewy (but not sweaty-dewy) look it gives. And best of all I don't break out! like I did with the Wake Me Up Foundation... So I'm really happy with this and foundation and compared to the Wake Me Up it looks like you are only getting a small amount but with this a little bit goes a Long way.

Maybelline Master Precise Liquid Eyeliner in Blackest Black

So this is the second liquid eyeliner I have brought ,the first was crap, and this one was actually pretty (no shit... it's on my favourites). I was using this to practise my cat eye flicks... which I am crap at. I found the pen on this really good and the shape of the nib excellent for lining my inner corner. My problems arose with the lasting power, as by the end of the day my eyeliner had faded dramatically and also I found it ran out quite quickly that could have been from overuse on account of mistakes. But the good thing about the lack of staying power is that when I made a mistake and I made a lot... it was really easy to fix with a cotton bud and I didn't have to remove my entire eye in order to fix a tiny line nor did I get black everywhere.

Too Faced Natural Eyes Palette 

I actually got this Palette a while ago. I was standing at the Too Faced counter trying to decide between the Natural Eyes and the Chocolate Bar... it was a close call especially when the chocolate palette smelled so Devine  ...mmmmmmmm... but then that silly rational side of my brain reasoned that all the colours I would use on the Chocolate Bar Palette is already on the Natural Eyes and is cheaper. So Natural Eyes won out and I'm really glad it did, because I have been LOVING it so much. The pigmentation is really good and the colours blend really easily. I also love the little instructions that come with it. I think this palette would be great for people just starting with makeup, but it could be considered pricey depending on your budget. My only issue is that I have very oily eyelids so if I don't use a primer I can get lines from the eyeshadow gathering in my creases, but this probably doesn't apply to everyone.

Moving on to books:

Rosemary Beach Series by Abbi Glines

I stumbled on this series late one night and when talking about how AMAZING it was to my friend ( a fellow lover of the fluffy romance novels) I learned that it was one of her favourites too... and she consequently lent me the whole series (as you do), well she lent me all the books that have come out yet.

As the weather heats up for me I find myself relaxing more and doing a lot more reading, what with the school year coming to an end and it makes a perfect procrastination tactic. If you love a light hearted fluffy novel then I would recommend this series to you the first being (Fallen Too Far). It's such a great series and is like four little miniseries in one big one. Each pairing has at least two books to themselves which is really nice, and by the time I finished their miniseries I was always itching to get to the next book.

Even for those of you in the northern hemisphere (I'll be joining you in two weeks), as the months get colder, snuggle up to the fire with this (inexpensive on kindle) series and start reading something that will make you laugh.

Although, I do warn to now, if you have anything pressing in the next week after you begin put it off and read some FanFiction or something instead ;)

And now moving on to TV Series

Aim High

I first watched Aim High ages ago, but then forgot about it as time went by. The episodes are very short (10 minutes) and you could watch in the entire first season in under an hour, but the whole thing is great. It's light and funny and slightly distirbing. Basically Jackson Rathbone plays Nick Green, who is a junior government operative (assassin) who goes to high school and has the typical teenage struggles. It's just really, REALLY funny. Best of all: you can watch the whole thing on YouTube.

Really, who can say no to that face? *sigh* (he's married in real life)

So that's it for my October Favourites I hope you found this useful and helpful... hopefully next time I will get this up before we start the next month.

Cameron Russell: Looks aren't everything. Believe me, I'm a model

I love this video... I love this video SOO much...

I love it because when I first watched it, I was at a very impressionable stage in my life. A time when every time I looked in the mirror I picked at what I saw. I picked about what I saw so much that I hated everything that I saw. When I looked at other people I picked them apart. I judged myself on   them and I rated myself. I had the world set out in two groups of people. People that were better than me and people that I saw myself on par with.

It was an incredibly twisted way of viewing the world, and I would feel guilty while I was doing it. I kept telling myself that I didn't want to be this superficial person. That I looks didn't matter. And they don't. Personality matters so much more.

Except, even though I knew that. It didn't stop me from wanting what I saw in other people. It didn't stop the crushing jealousy I felt (and still feel), when I see someone pulling off an outfit that I love and that I could NEVER pull off, and never will because of my body type and shape.

I thought that world was unfair, I felt like the victim and my own mind and way of perception was the bully.

I used to wonder if everyone felt like this... and I guess to a certain extent at some points in peoples lives they do.

When I saw this video, I felt inspired. I felt empowered. I looked in the mirror and tried to see the whole picture and not pick at imperfections.

It taught me a lot about how to view myself, and spoke about a topic that I am very passionate about.

I'm not saying that I'm always happy when I step on the scales now. Not even close. But this video, and ones like it meant that sometimes when I look in the mirror I smile.

And even though that's not a lot. It is still more than before

In Defense of the Fluffy Romance Novels

Okay, I think this may turn into a series of blog posts. There are many things I need to address in my writings to defend the "fluffy romance." I myself am an avid reader of fluffy romance novels. I have read more than I care to count and I want no longer to be one of those people who shamefully hang their heads when asked what they read.

Why is it that so many people say that Pride and Prejudice is their favourite book? I'll tell you why, be cause it is an acceptable response (it is also quite a good book). It's a response that people won't scoff at. Sure you can love any contemporary indie novel that you like, but if you happen to enjoy a light funny romance book, then you're shallow and have no taste? I'm sorry but that's bullshit.

So I'm going to address some of the main arguments that people have against romance novels.

The first thing I want to talk about is when people say that romance books are predictable. OF BLOODY COURSE they are predictable. Life is predicable. I am a person and I can guess at how life will work out in certain situations. People are confusing predictable with realistic of the situation. Also they always say they can tell what's going to happen with the plot and how they are going to end up together, the whole point of a romance novel is that they end up together... just saying.

Now, I want to move on to the polar opposite: that romance books are completely unrealistic, that this doesn't happen to anyone in normal life. Again, you are reading fiction. If you dislike situations that arn't about to occur in real life then don't read fictional novels. These are romance novels and their target audiences are people who enjoy romance and love the utter impossibility and confidence that this type of love can exist... even if only in an authors imagination.

There are millions of types of books out there and just a moment ago (literally just a moment ago) my friend asked me what her favourite books were and I said Spellbound, (by Cara Lynn Shultz, REALLY good teenage romance book) and she said no, "that looks lame" I know for a fact that she loved that book, that we fangirled over that book for weeks... but she can't even post it on Facebook that she likes it because it's lame and everyone is posting "adult books."

Screw that for a joke, I strongly dislike those literary snobs who judge people on what novels they read, well at least they read! Unlike so many my age.....

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So really got on a rant there, anyway I'll post more in defense of the fluffy romance later, have a nice week,
M xx

Youtube Culture

I really got into youtube about a year and a half ago. I started with Jenna Marbles and then moved on to Zoella, and then to the rest of her friends affectionately named "The British Invasion."
At first I just watched the main channel beauty videos, but as these internet sensations rose to stardom their videos became less and less about what they started out about and more into the relationships and collabs with their friends.
Let me set this straight: I am not complaining.
I love these youtubers, they make me happy when I'm sad and they make my day so much lighter. However I feel that lately I've been relying on their "perfect lives" a bit too much. The viewers seem to forget that these people are human and that when you watch their daily vlogs that you are only seeing 10 MINUTES OF THEIR DAY.
That's ten minutes! that's nothing, I spend more than ten minutes in the shower and that is all you are seeing of their day. Yet during these vlogs you feel like you get to know them, they have conversations with you and you get to know parts of their personalities, and to you it can feel like you would be such good friends. There are probably five million other people who feel they would be best friends with the entire british invasion.
We see ten minutes of their day and feel like we know them so well, but if I were to walk up to them and say hello. They would have no idea I even exist.... doesn't that seem weird to you?
I've never been one to have serious celebrity crushes. It's just so weird that I feel like I know sooo much about them (in reality I don't) and that they don't have any idea who I am or what my life is like.
It feels weird that I can spend an entire day watching their lives and not doing anything with mine... it's kind of sad actually.
I realise for a lot of people that these videos are an escape, they are for me too. It's just that while they are fun and while they make you happy, people need to realise that they only show a very limited amount of themselves. They don't have videos where they bitch about other YouTubers, you don't see their faults.
It is not possible for a person to have NO FAULTS. There is not group of friends in the world where no one is annoyed by ANYTHING another person does.
So while YouTube does offer a utopian get-a-way I think it's important to realise that their lives are not our lives, and that the life you watch them have is basically them having a good time with friends who they love and friends who they play games with. Once you take away the fans and the videos and the fact that they all have amazingly white teeth. Then they are all just human.
And guess what?
So are you.

I do not own this image (as if that wasn't obvious)

Girl with a Pearl Earring

So today I want to write this blog entry in two parts, the first is a review of the book, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier and the second on the movie they made of the book.

So part one:

When I was in year eight, my english teacher came up to me during a period called Wider Reading (basically a lesson spent getting books suggested to us and then choosing a book and reading for the rest of the lesson). My teacher approached me and took me to the senior fiction and pulled out a stack of books for me to read. One of them was Girl with a Pearl Earring, sadly I made the unfortunate decision to read the book Possession by A. S. Byatt first, not a great decision on my part as this book put me off all books of that nature. I gave up after about 300 pages on snail paced supposed romance. I then made an even worse by my choosing Wuthering Heights as my next book (one of the most depressing novels I have ever in my life attempted to read) and soon gave up after about 200 pages.

Sadly, I never decided to read Girl with a Pearl Earring that year, but perhaps it was a good thing because I'm not sure I would have enjoyed it the same way if I had read when I was fourteen.

When I picked up this book again from my school library I was looking for something "literary," I felt like something that would challenge me a little, but still something I would enjoy. So I chose that book, and surprising I really enjoyed it.

The story line was gentle, it was nice book, yet it was full of anticipation. Griet, the main character was very interesting and I found myself staring at the painting on the front cover and wondering if I could see the Griet, whose mind I had read in her eyes. I found that I could, this book gave me a new appreciation for a painting which I had always liked, but now find that I love.

The relationship between her and Vermeer was tenuous and filled with fleeting glances. There's a lot of forbidden love but mixed into a real life situation which adds finality to the book. I can't explain my love for this book without giving away a heap of spoilers, but it's safe to say that this is one of my favourites.

Part two:
The movie... *sigh,* I wasn't expecting much when I started this movie and after watching the trailer I had set my expectations even lower, with hope that it would somewhat impress me. But when you skip the first half of the book and cut out major characters? that's where I draw the line.

This movie wanted so badly to get to the "real" plot line that it skipped over the build up. It didn't give any insight into Griet's personality and if you had never read the book, you wouldn't understand the way she thinks at all. The plot line focused so much on the romance, that it brought the movie down.

I had wondered how they were going to make a movie of a book where the main character is so internalised and they did not do it well. As much as I loved Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers I feel like she didn't quite pull off the depth this character had, the depth the painting has. She lacked those emotions and values that are so integral to Griet and only focussed on how ladies at the time would have acted in regard to men, rather than how Griet acted.

The only highlight of the movie was Colin Firth as Vermeer, although I have to admit that I am biased when it comes to Colin Firth (be still my beating heart), but while he almost seemed too young for the role, he did seem to capture some of his character's sardonic nature and intense feelings.

Overall I wouldn't recommend the movie, especially if you have read the book, it only leads to disappointment and bafflement at the spoiled plot. Plus the skipped a significant part of the ending.

If you would like the Goodreads link to the book click here

Work Experience and a Small Portion of My Growth as a Person

For most of my life I wanted to be a vet (except for those brief years as a very young child where my aim in life was to be a zoo keeper by day and rock star by night.) and when I say wanted to be a vet, I was serious; I had all my VCE subjects planned out by year five and what uni courses I was going to take and what my ATAR needed to be (99.2, whew, I aimed high.)  So it was kind of inconvenient when at the beginning of year nine, I finally admitted to myself that maybe I didn’t want to be a vet anymore.

You have no idea how much this decision annoyed me; I mean I had my entire life planned out. I knew exactly what I wanted to do and what my path was to get there in doing it. The most annoying aspect of all of it was that up until that moment I had never had to worry about my future (I strongly believed that 99.2 was highly achievable)and now I had no idea.

Naturally after that I went through a range of different options, some of which included: soldier, army doctor, army psychologist, medical researcher(I wanted to cure cancer for a while there), doctor, national geographic journalist, author, writer, CEO of a large corporation, Prime Minister of Australia, engineer mechanic.

Then I looked back on all these things I wanted to be and I realised that they all (all the ones I really considered anyway) involved helping people. And that, my friends, was my Eureka* moment. That was the moment when I realised that what I wanted to do was help things, whether it be people or animals, or the environment. All I wanted was to have someone somewhere have a better life because of something I did or something that I helped to do. Then came a new list of things I wanted to do, I wanted to be teacher in the Taliban, UN lobbyist, Aid worker, Humanitarian, reporter on topics surround third world countries, I wanted to fight alongside Malala for the right to an education everywhere and for everyone.

 So, this was great, I knew what I wanted to do, I was so passionate about it(still am) and yet… I had no idea how to get there. There are, surprisingly, no courses in universities called “helping people,” trust me I know.

So then flash forward to the first information session about work experience and at first I was excited, I would go to charity and I would ask questions and I would find out exactly what I needed to do. Until I started researching and quickly discovered that their didn’t seem to be a single charity organisation in Australia that offered work experience. This was, to say the least, a disappointment. All that hope, all those emotions came crashing back down and I started my spiral:

Then it happened, my mum’s best friend, or my godmother was over at my house and talking about how her, very lovely niece, was doing an internship at World Vision Australia, and BOOM I was in… well it didn't exactly happen that fast there was some texts, paper work and emails that had to be sorted but for the sake of this story I’m going to edit those bits out.

So, skip ahead a few months and DOUBLE BOOM first day of work experience, to say I was excited was an understatement. My first day of work experience was actually the last day of a national tour that my world vision contact/supervisor/person-who-got-me-the-position-and-who-I-was-going-to-stalk-for-a-week, ( I know what you’re thinking, that was waaaay too many hyphens, let’s just call her Jas)was running.

 It was a training session for VGenners on child labour, and the #FreeTo campaign. I suggest you look it up, it’s pretty awesome. Anyway it was pretty intense and my brain almost went into information overload mode, long story short did you know that there are 168 million child labourers in the world, and that the G20 conference can do something to change that? I didn't. And our ability to influence and make real change in the world kind of blew my mind, late I would realise that many things would blow my mind that week.)

The second day was my first day in the office and Jas was away, (she’d just been traveling and working for ages, I think she deserved a break) so I was assigned to Ian, a funny guy that seems to know the entire office by name (something I admire, since I forget people’s names as soon as they introduce themselves to me, thank god all the desks at World Vision have the person’s name on them!) then after going to Devotions, which Ian ran and was really good. I met a bunch of really welcoming people and shook a lot of hands and then was whisked away on tour of the office. Which after being shown around I realised that not getting lost was futile. So I stalked Ian for the day, well I’m sure there’s a better word for it then that but I can’t think of it. I learned a lot and the mind blow moment came when Ian was sorting through some paper work and he said it was so a Refugee in Malaysia could come to Australia… that what he was doing was affecting real people in real situations.

Day three and Jas was back so I spent the morning typing out post-it-notes, before being locked out of my computer and unable to get back in since Jas was at a meeting. So after about ten minutes of waiting and sitting trying to look busy, I was back to stalking Ian and it was pretty fun trying to convince the entire of World Vision to go to the movies with free movie vouchers that expired that night, hence my friends and I went to see Jersey Boys (surprisingly good if you're interested).

Work the next day was good, I typed out posters for the morning on an iPad and by the last poster I could type without looking. A major achievement in life I think, that afternoon I went off to a school to do a sim, short for simulation. Where Soreti and Kate and I were going to pretend to be slave owners and force a year eight class to make match boxes... they had no idea and were terrified... it was fantastic.

So flash forward to now, it's my last day at World Vision and I've had the best time and I kind of don't want to leave. There's something in the atmosphere here, and everyone cares so much and is so passionate and it's so refreshing to be away from a classroom full of people who shrug their shoulders and say "Oh well, that's sad. But what can you do?" 

Well, now I know the answer, there's a whole hell of a lot you can do, join the 40 Hour Famine, find a local VGen group. We can do so much and we can make a difference, and dispite what people think here is SO much behind the scenes work that goes on. There are thousands of people everyday working against injustice and even though I've just had a small taste of what it's like I think I'm going to keep coming back for seconds... and thirds... and fourths... and fifths... and just more. 

Sign up to the 40 Hour Famine Here

*Reference to John Green’s fabulous novel An Abundance of Katherines, just for those of you who might have picked up on it, I will write a review of it and add it to my blog at a later date.

BOOK REVIEW: Slated

Book: Slated
Author: Teri Terry

I am a sucker for a good romance. I always have been, and I probably always will be. There is something about romance novels that have me rolling all over my bed squealing with delight as the characters confess their love and affections.

Slated, however, is not a romance. Sure there are defiantly some romantic aspects to it, but it's not the main story line. And guess what? I still loved it, (and that's saying something for me). I loved it so much that I couldn't stop reading it. My finger quickly turned the pages as I became more and more enthralled with the characters and a story line so gripping it feels as if it will choke you.

I had all but given up on dystopians when I read this one, (it's one of my problem with publishing companies; when something sells they only sell that until everyone is sick to death of it). This dystopian was different. It held interesting new ideas that I hadn't read about before.

In the book criminals under the age of sixteen are "slated" meaning that all their memories are wiped and they have to learn everything again and are assigned to a new family. Kyla, the main character, is Slated. But she is smart and I absolutely ADORE it when the main character is smart and is figuring out the plot at the same pace as you.

This book is a page turner right until the last page... and then you start the second book. (I'll save you the worry of it being a bad sequel... it's good too)

Things to do instead of Writers block

I am a self-admitted victim to the toils of writers block. So I decided to make a list of things to do instead of staring, mindlessly at a computer with a cursor that blinks mockingly in my face.

So here is my list (that largley invloves many forms of procrastination):

1. write something, anything, that is completely different.
2. bake cookies.
3. watch vloggers on YouTube.
4. Burn cookies.
5. watch celebrity talk shows on YouTube.
6. Eat cookies anyway.
7. Read fanfiction.
8. clean desk.
9. reorganise desk
10. clean wardrobe.
11. throw out practically all your clothes (none of them fit you anymore) 
12. Rearrange clothes according to colour and type of clothing (cause we all like pretty rainbows in our cupboards.)
13. find homework.
14. stare at homework intently.
15. give up on homework and go back to whatever you are trying to write.
16. Stare at blinking cursor.
17. write a bunch of swear words about how you hate your life.
18. Play Octagon (in case you don't know what this magnificent game is, oh I can't be bothered telling you, just get it, its great).
19. Make meringues because you only need two ingredients (1 cup sugar, 4 egg whites, whisk together until stiff peaks form, blob on trays and cook in a preheated oven at 225 degrees for 30-40 minutes)
20. google the longest german word and try to memorise it (btw its 'Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän')

So, there you go. There is 20 things to do when you have writers block. Hopefully by the end of it, you have thought of something else to write.

Book Review, To All the Boys I've Loved Before

Title: To All the Boys I've Loved Before.
Author: Jenny Hann.

I didn't know what to expect when I first started reading this book. I had heard a basic plot outline from the person who recomended it to me. So I was curious.
To All the Boys I've Loved Before is about a 17 year old girl, who in order to get over somebody writes them a very deeply felt love letter, which she never sends and keeps in a box below her bed. Predictably you can guess what happens... all the letters get sent, and plot line ensues.
I found this book unpredictable, I did not guess the ending from the reading the first couple of pages (as you can do with most fluffy romance novels... not that I'm complaining) and as the book progressed I fell more and more deeply in love with the characters.
This book seems to check all of my boxes, it has:

• A squeal-worthy romance.
• a sexy bad-boy guy, with a cocky attitude (does it get any hotter?)
• Bad driving.
• love triangles.
• Korean food.
• and, a great family dynamic.

And the last one is what really impressed me about this book, I find stories which include families much better and more relatable than those who seem to leave the family almost completely out. There is many a scene, where the banter between the three sisters leaves you giggling either at the book, or the memories it evokes of your own siblings.

The only downfall I found in this book was that the begining was rather slow. Although, apart from that, I found this book to be a great, fun read. Perfect for a lazy day when you just want a laugh. 

Click here for Goodreads link.

Maturity

   There seems to be a common misconception amongst some teenagers that being mature is equivelent to doing "adult" things. My year level at school is a prime example of this; there are constantly stories floating around about all the things girls have done on the weekend.
   I go to an all girls school, basically this ensures that gossip gets around the place like rapid fire. I know this from personal experience, when something happened to me on a Saturday night and by Monday morning the ENTIRE year level knew (our year level consists of about 200 girls).
   Anyway, this is not what I wanted to talk about. I want to talk about something that happened to me resently. One of my friends in 16 years old and she came to me the other weekend and the conversation went something like this:

Friend: GUESS WHAT?!
Me: What?
Friend: well, you know that guy I was talking about?
Me: Yeah, did he ask you out?
Friend: well no, but he was at my house and we kissed and then we... um..
Me: um... what? what happened?
Friend: well, you know...
Me: I have a faint idea, but I want to hear you say it.
Friend: We... *after lots of stalling* we had sex...
Me: What?! are you dating now?
Friend: No, he's not ready...
Me: but you lost our virginity to him?
Friend: yeah, well, I'm pretty mature...
Me: yeah...

   THIS is what I'm talking about. She had sex, she wasn't on the pill, she had known the guy for a month and she wasn't dating him, she wasn't in any kind of relationship with him and she thought that she was MATURE?!
   No. That is ridiculously imature. That is so short sighted. And that is another problem with my generation. We think we are invincible. That we can drink and do drugs and have sex and there will be no consquences. That doing these things makes us more mature.
   I think that maturity is more an ability to make thoughout decisions that you won't really regret the next day. I think maturity is knowing your limits. And I get that we are young, that we need time to experiement and find our groove. But whilst participating in these risky activites please don't pretend that you are mature doing them.

Favourite Youtuber!

So, I thought i needed to update my blog... even though nobody reads it. It makes me feel good about myself to have one.
So (I must stop starting my sentences with "so," it just isn't good english, then again who said I was good at english?) anyway as I was saying I want to talk/write about my favourite youtuber at the moment. Now she has been my favourite for quite a long time, and her name is Zoella (or Zoe Sugg), she is british and lives in the UK.
I won't say that I'm one of those people who have been watching her videos since before she got famous, because I'm not. But I just find myself really enjoying what she has to say and her opinions on things. I also LOVE her fashion and makeup. I find she is really relatable and if you havn't seen her blogs you should watch a few.
I find she is an amazing role model for teenagers, girls especially, as she has gone through hard times (Panic attacks and what not) and she handles those problems very well now and she is a very strong person.
Originally I used to loves Jenna Marbles, and I still think she is really funny. But after watching Zoella for a while I've found that I really love her and she's made Jenna seem kind of crude.
I don't have much else to say other than PLEASE watch her videos, she just makes me happy no matter what she's taking about.

Zoella's Blog: http://www.zoella.co.uk/
Zoella's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/zoella

The Friend who recommended her's blog: http://madelineruby.blogspot.com.au/

How to have a Terrible Holiday

       The art of having terrible holiday is a precise one. When viewing your holiday in retrospect you may only see the bigger picture, but you should also realise that to have a truly awful holiday you must remember the phrase: the devil is in the details. 

       Taking any holiday requires careful planning, but to have a terrible holiday these plans must go awry. When planning your terrible holiday keep in mind connecting flights; there are so many things that can go wrong, almost everyone has a story about missing a plane or what-not. Thus making it ideal. Try to imagine your holiday as an old fashioned scale;  it starts off even, nothing good or bad has happened yet. To have the worst possible holiday the scale must tip completely on the “terrible” side. This will usually happen slowly, freak accidents (i.e plane crashes, natural disasters, fatal illnesses, terrorists taking over the plane, and so on) are too unpredictable. To ensure a horrific holiday it comes down to slowly tilting the scale, and missing your connecting flight will start you in the wrong direction.

      Luggage mishaps come next, you could accidentally leave it on the nature strip (has been known to happen), or, more commonly, it could end up in another country and take weeks to retrieve. This is such a classic, yet brilliant way to start the misery that it cannot be ignored, no matter how cliche. 

      After a long strenuous flight, reaching your holiday destination sounds like a dream, right? Wrong. It turns out that when flying to a different country and booking a hotel online, that you should do quite a bit of research into the hotel, more specifically: make sure that it exists. It is only too easy to make a fake hotel website and trick tourists out of money. If you wish take your holiday to go significantly down on the scale, do as little research into your activities as possible. (Also recommended for those who seek excitement.)

        Another thing to consider when planning a terrible holiday is different cultures; if you are in want of mortification I recommend ignoring it completely. As an example let’s take America, America has a tipping culture, not accounting for this may contribute to  your own extreme embarrassment and generally poor customer service.

       Finally to sink this holiday to the bottom of the ocean, let's talk travel insurance. Who needs travel insurance?

       So, there you have it; a few easy tips to ensuring a truly miserable holiday.

Book Review, The Fault in Our Stars

Title: The Fault in Our Stars

Author: John Green.

       I have a disease. I have an unhealthy addiction to chick-flicks, it is incurable, I am ashamed... and yet: I cannot stop, and worse yet: I don't want to. In my many wasted days spent crying over a character in a movie dying of cancer (see: Keith, A Walk to Remember, Restless etc.) I have never cried as much, not even whilst reading The Book Thief, as I did when I read this book. 

       Although you'd be terribly, fatally wrong if you thought that that put me off the book. No, I pushed through my clouded eyes in order to fully absorb every beautiful word. I always hear about a book that changes a person's life. I hear about a book that makes you think about the world in a different way; that is what The Fault in Our Stars did for me. I now look at phrases and poems and literature and try and see it through Augustus Waters of Hazel Grace's point of view. 

       I not only fell in love with the words used in this book, I fell deeply in love with the characters and their witty, funny and nerdy views on the world. 

      The Fault in Our Stars is brilliant and I commend John Green on spending a decade writing it, this book is worth a decade. This is the first book I ever read where the main character is dying, cancer is commonly written or viewed from the point of a healthy person, perhaps because how do you put into words the thoughts and feelings of a girl who is achingly aware that she is going to die young. Green tackled this challenge and came through a worthy victor. 

      This hauntingly beautiful book is an epic romance of star crossed lovers, it shows the reader a unique view of the world. It will make you think, it will resonate within the recesses of your mind for a long time. This is a book that compels you to want more and re-absorb everything again and again despite the inevitable tears and perhaps why I cried for seventy-nine pages straight, this book reels you in, this book demands to be felt.

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I find it ironic that an author may spend years and years writing a book, and its readers often devour it in hours...

The Difference Between Genuinely Liking Poetry and Acting Like You Do

       

        The first thing you should probably know, if you really want to act like the title of this blog is to be well-read you must but some effort in. Meaning you need to have heard of a wide range of literature, today I will start with poetry.

        Knowing about poetry is essential to being a well-read, smart and cultured teen. Now my suggestion is to do a search on the internet of famous and more obscure poets, throw in a few medieval, some Victorian era English, famous Americans, German... Swedish (although be aware that if you choose LOTE poets, you will probably have to learn the original and English translation) even some modern, (but only the prissy sounding ones.) Once you have a list of various poets print it off, cut them up and put them in a hat, then draw five poets.
        Once you have your five poets, do some basic research, (i.e. read the first paragraph of their Wikipedia page, look at some opinions mesh them together and voila; you have your own unique opinion) now comes the hard part, this is serious for those wanting to really look like a priss. Memorise some of the poems, this is not that hard. I'm sure most people have memorised a four minute song and then there a people like me who have memorised Bohemian Rhapsody and most of Meatloaf's eleven minute ballads, but I blame my parents for that one...
        Anyway so if you can memorise a four-seven minute song I'm sure you can manage a five verse poem (tiny tip #1: memorise poems in little rhymy sentences e.g. "Why did you give no hint that night/ that quickly after the morrow's dawn/ and calmly as if indifferent quite" -The Going, Thomas Hardy, December 1912. Also say it with a rhythm like a ball is bouncing along, but not when it comes to actually reciting it!) Try to spread out your timeline of poems, choose some of the poets most famous and their most obscure, try to find out facts about it, such as dates and hidden meanings and occurrences.
       Now to make this all convincing you must know the difference between actually like poetry and pretending. A person who genuinely likes poetry will probably have a few cheap poetry books that they got on sale from a library, the will also shape the words with their mouth as they read poetry and maybe whisper it with feeling, they will also read a few poets and have definite favourites and say really cheesy reasons about why they like poetry <Take notes of all those things.
       People who don't genuinely like poetry will agree with whatever you say about it (so make you sure you have an opinion), they will avoid eye contact on the subject and they will try to make bullshit sentences that are laughable (but don't laugh at the poor souls, just gently recommend this blog) and completely wrong about poets and will spurt an exact response of whatever your English teacher had said.
      Knowing about poetry, or accurately pretending to is key to seeming well-read, smart and cultured. Just keep in mind that the most important thing about poetry is having an opinion on it, preferably yours or plagiarise an obscure one.